It is a truth universally acknowledged

I love my sister and I miss my sister and, if we were the Bennets,

 she would be Jane, the pretty, gentle and kind sister, 

and I would be Elizabeth.

I mean, I guess being Elizabeth would not turn out to be that dreadful.

PS: I LIKE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, AND IF YOU DON'T APPROVE COME AT ME BRO.