It is a truth universally acknowledged

I love my sister and I miss my sister and, if we were the Bennets,

 she would be Jane, the pretty, gentle and kind sister, 

and I would be Elizabeth.

I mean, I guess being Elizabeth would not turn out to be that dreadful.

PS: I LIKE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, AND IF YOU DON'T APPROVE COME AT ME BRO.

Old Sport.

At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others - poor young clerks who loitered in front of windows waiting until it was time for a solitary restaurant dinner - young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

El problema de los Jueves es que no son Viernes. 

Y el problema de Nick es que le utilizan para contar una historia que no es la suya, aunque no por eso menos encantadora.